Alan Shepard waits to become the first American in space, Cape Canaveral, 1961.Photograph by NASA
"Sorry…I farted" is what this picture says to me. #surelyIcantbetheonlyone #whoapprovedthis #nayarivera #awkwardalbumartwork
"You know where the real money is? Porno."
Wendell is hands down the greatest homeless fashion designer who ever lived. He makes almost all his clothes from things he finds. I hadn’t seen him in awhile, so I was quite thrilled to walk up on him Tuesday, doing this to a Gandhi statue.
"A squirrel saw me eating some nuts and now it’s following me!"
"A lot of young people seem to have this illusion about old people, and think they’re all wise and sweet like Grandma. But there are some real nasty ones at my senior center. Some sweet college students brought cupcakes today, and some of the residents were running off with them by the armful. They could make a sitcom about that place."